I had two heart attacks and I had to get an abortion because I smoked crack. Besides that, all is well. 

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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mydogsnokes:

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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gothvader:

i want a fic about sansa getting married to loras and margaery to renly then when everyone else is asleep margaery and loras high five each other every night when they meet in the corridor whilst changing rooms and they live happily ever after

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kbrakid:

this is all you need to know abt Ryan Ross’ pre Panic livejournal account tbh

Paintings in Detail - Cravats part nine

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